At the moment it takes me one hour twenty minutes to get to work this is spent losing personal space to other London travels, reading what the metro has to offer and the forever feeling that I’m going no where.
But this is a part of the experience, if your going to work in London then expect this to come with the job.
But taking the tube does have its benefits, you find that you have a lot of time to observe and witness some brilliant things.
Liam’s Top Fails on the tube
Number 5:
Man breaks wind on the tube, classic.
Number 4:
Guy doesn’t quite make it on the tube in time to have the doors closed on him followed by swearing as the tube pulls away.
Number 3:
A woman is lost in her book and takes her time to get off the tube by the time she’s at the door its closed, fair play to hiding the shame and gets off pretty quick the next stop.
Number 2:
Almost made it to number one but it was late evening on my way back home, sitting opposite me a group of guys who have had a few drinks. The tube breaks down and the guys begin breaking into sing song to entertain there fellow trap passengers.
Number 1:
It was in the morning I was waiting at Bank for the Northern line to take me to Old Street, a business man had his head phones in and focusing on his i phone on the platform edge, perhaps enjoying a nice game of Angry Birds. The train arrives scares the guy, he jumps, the i phone drops underneath the tube the guys face priceless. Everyone else on the platform united in a gutted feeling then a chuckle followed by watching the man getting onto the tube saying good bye to his beloved i phone now head held down in shame.
(note this is in America Tube station but the picture summed up the theme pretty well)
Liam
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